Archive for December, 2011
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
First, The Naught
Everyone who made the joke “I didn’t know Kim Jong was il”- One person started it, millions murdered it and buried it in a shallow grave
People who delete their facebook accounts- It’s pretty much like running away from home when you were little. You are just going to be back and are doing it for attention
Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh- Eight Championships? You should really work on not folding in crunch time then Bron Bron
Kim Kardashian- I’m pretty sure she is functionally mentally handicapped. Also she made millions off her wedding and then divorced like 4 months later. She is famous for being famous and just seems like a genuinely horrible human being.
Floyd Mayweather Jr.- So you won’t fight Pac-man, but you will beat up your girlfriend? Enjoy your jail time douchebag.
NFL Commentators and their obsession with Tim Tebow-It is sickening. They devote a significant portion of each broadcast to tell us what a quarterback who can’t throw is doing. If he didn’t have a kicker who could kick it 60 yards and a stout defense he wouldn’t have won 6 in row.
Also Detroit’s Matthew Stafford has brought his team back from 4-17 point deficits this year, where is his half hour of coverage.
I can’t wait until Denver makes the playoffs and gets absolutely embarrassed
Oilsands Environmentalists- It is fairly easy to just read the internet and then spout off facts from the Greenpeace or forest ethics website when the camera is on you. What is hard is actually finding out the truth.
The Creator of the Confederation Way Bus Lane- My major problem with this is we are catering to industry that want everyone to work on time by encouraging taking the bus. But the bus also takes longer to get home from work…so we are helping people get to work on time by taking that time away from being with their families at night….not very family friendly.
Politicians who show up at election time- This happened during the municipal election and also happened in the federal election and I expect it will happen in the provincial election.
During the Municipal Election I saw candidates showing up at Oil Barons games and similar events, only to never show up again.
During the federal election campaign our MP had a twitter account; he hasn’t used it since Election Day.
Hey politicians, we would like to see you do things like that all the time, not just when you think we are watching.
People who complain about saying “Merry Christmas”/People who complain about not being able to say “Merry Christmas”- One is as bad as the other. Say it. Who cares what everyone thinks, just don’t push your beliefs on everyone either way.
Now, The Nice
Pretty Much Everyone Else- I have been able to see the best of this community over the past year, specifically the past few weeks and believe me it is awesome. Very friendly, giving people make this city an amazing place to be.
Merry Christmas Everyone! See you in 2012! Back to The Show and The Blog January 3rd.
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen, Guy on a Buffalo
There are four episodes in total, all worth taking five minutes from work.
Today’s Bonus Code: GUY ON A BUFFALO
Wednesday, December 21st, 2011
Tuesday, December 20th, 2011
This looks unbelievable.
Today’s Bonus Code: GOTHAM CITY
Monday, December 19th, 2011
North Korea’s supreme leader passed away Saturday.
Last year a friend of mine turned me onto a blog entitled Kim Jong-Il Looking at Things.
So here are some pictures of that crazy mofo looking at stuff.
Through a Window
With obvious disappointment at his son (new supreme leader BTW)
Today’s bonus code: SUPREME LEADER
Friday, December 16th, 2011
Our office Christmas party tonight, and I have been to quite a few Christmas party’s that did not go well. This morning I want to hear you Christmas Party stories 780-791-0979.
This is just good advice.
Today’s Bonus Code: IT’S A CELEBRATION
Thursday, December 15th, 2011
A lot of offices do the Secret Santa thing…our gift exchange is today.
Undoubtedly there will be one of these…
I have also seen this done in the past where the person gets one piece per day..
Today’s Bonus Code: SECRET SANTA
Wednesday, December 14th, 2011
Today we are discussing bears in our Would You Rather Wednesday question…so how about a bear video…
Today’s Bonus Code: VERY POLITE
Tuesday, December 13th, 2011
Admittedly this year wasn’t that bad for album covers in the grand scheme of things, however there were a few gems.
Sometimes like this I read upside down
If you album title mentions diarrhea, and has pictures like this, there is a 100% chance I will pass.
If only we could actually send Shatner into space.
Not exactly sure what this is, but judging by the monkey picking his nose I’m going to assume Fred Durst painted this himself.
(It) is not cool to wear gold heels if you are a dude.
Here is Scott Weiland trying to convince you that he will come to your house, sing you Christmas carols, and not do cocaine in your bathroom.
Today’s bonus code: NICE FEDORA SCOTT
Monday, December 12th, 2011
What is your favorite Christmas movie?
This one is on my list for sure.
Today’s Bonus Code: YIPPIE KAY YAY