When traffic is as bad as it was last night it is easy to tell Fort McMurray Royalty from us mere Serfs.
We sit in traffic like the obvious unimportant losers we are. We grow increasingly frustrated that we are missing supper with our family at home or our favorite TV show or hockey game featuring our favorite team. We slaved away for 12 hours and we just wish to be in our bed because we have to do it all over again tomorrow.
However Fort McMurray Royalty cruise along in comfort in their own special lane (us commoners call it “the shoulder”). They pass as by without a second thought. We are also reminded of our place when we have to allow them to get into our lane in order for them to avoid one of us serf’s broken motorcarriages.
I can see how traffic such as last night’s is frustrating for Fort McMurray Royalty. They obviously are more important than us and have much more important things to get back to their houses for.
Some day I hope to be as important as them.
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