Draw Something Guesses
May 24th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
Nolan’s “Celebrity” Look Alike
May 23rd, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
How to get a divorce in approximately three seconds…
May 18th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
This gentleman gave his wife an unloaded handgun, said don’t play around with it.
Of course what does she do….and he then “gets his revenge”
Today’s Bonus Code: DIVORCE
Have a heart, even when you are an insufferable douche
May 17th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
Earlier this week me and the GF were travelling down Hospital St. during the afternoon rush, which when moving 10 feet at a time can certainly be a frustrating experience.
We were travelling in the left lane and heard a truck in the right lane repeatedly rev his engine and brake hard.
Luckily, for the sake of the story, we were able to get a good glimpse of what was happening.
The engine rever was upset because the car in front of him was taking to0 long to turn. Once past the car, the engine rever also gave the car the very long look back in his very intimidating white sunglasses.
The kicker to this story is that the car was turning INTO THE HOSPITAL!
As if this person may not have enough on their mind either visiting someone who is sick or is sick themselves now this douchy arsehole is road raging at them for delaying them by a matter of seconds.
And that is really all it is, a matter of seconds. If you freak out over someone delaying you by seconds, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.
Today’s Bonus Code: RAGING DOUCHE
Fantastic MCA Tribute
May 16th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
The Beastie Boys “Sabotage” is one of the greatest music videos of all-time.
In the weeks following the death of Adam Yauch (AKA MCA), a filmmaker decided to re-imagine the classic video with the key roles being played by toddlers.
What follows is pretty damn awesome.
Today’s Bonus Code: I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT
The best pranks ever
May 15th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
Here in Fort McMurray many people live in a house with a bunch of other people or in staff
housing.
It can sometimes be a stressful or not ideal situation especially if the people you live with are a
pain in the ass.
Here are some easy ways to relieve some of that stress.
Today’s Bonus Code: GOT YA GOOD
Vince Neil still has it
May 14th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
Vince Neil rocked the Casman Centre on Saturday night. In spite of being under the weather, the Crue frontman and a stellar backing band pulled off an impressive set.
Vince looked pretty good, he has slimmed down, he moved around well and most importantly he can still hit the high notes.
Here is some footage from the show.
Today’s Bonus Code: VINCE ROCKED IT
Husband of the year
May 11th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
Violet D’Mello and her husband Archie went out to celebrate her 60th birthday party at an animal refuge.
Everything started off fine.
But then the supposedly tame beasts turned on her.
With blood pouring from her head, other tourist attempted to scare the big cats off as park attendants fought to free her.
Now that may lead you to wonder, “where was her husband while all these other people were fighting for his wife’s life?”
Well, he was taking these pictures of course.
“Happy Birthday sweetheart, hope you enjoy the head staples! By the way you should see the awesome picture I got of you when the cheetah was trying to eat your brain”
Today’s Bonus Code: WILD ANIMALS
I always appreciate humour with a frosty beverage
May 10th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
Becoming Laura Jayne Grace
May 9th, 2012 by nolanhaukeness
This is Tom Gabel of the band Against Me!
Tom has a reputation as one of the most prolific and creative songwriters in modern day punk rock and Against Me! have developed on of the most fiercely loyal fan bases in all of rock n’ roll. They have also experienced mainstream success appearing on many late night shows as the musical guest and opening for the likes of Green Day and playing several major festivals.
This week Tom Gabel has announced that he has always privately dealt with gender dysphoria and he has begun to undergo the process of transition by taking hormones and undergoing electrolysis treatment.
She will then be known as Laura Jayne Grace.
A move like this in the macho world of rock n’ roll is incredibly brave. When you consider she is likely putting her career on the line, more than twenty years of incredibly hard work and success in an industry where only a small fraction of those have ANY measure of success.
Kudos to you Laura. Only those who have walked in your shoes can judge you.
Today’s Bonus Code: BECOMING LAURA























