You’ve got plain ole’ karma, bad karma, friend karma, beer karma and now, snow karma.
I’ve got snow karma happening with one of my neighbors where we’ve been inadvertently taking turns shovelling each other’s driveway. ‘Great idea’, I thought, until I noticed that when my neighbor takes his turn, the snow could be whisked away with a Swiffer and that when it’s my turn, the snow seems to consist of properties very similar to that of lead.
Add to that, there’s a blue hair down the street whose driveway I also keep an eye on but that has now escalated to the point of where I’m shovelling her walk, her backyard, the driveway, the step and I also brush the snow off of her 08′ full sized cadillac.
I know what you’re thinking and I’ve had the same thoughts; “If she’s runnin’ the Caddy you’d think she could afford to pay some kid a wooden nickel to work that shovel”, however my fear of her having a coronary while shovelling her walk ensures that I maintain her driveway (and it doens’t hurt that she fronts me a bottle of Malibu every once in a while either)
Regardless, coming from the bearded long hair who has an affliction for winter I’m stating for the record that enough is enough. Bring the mosquitoes already.
