ROCK ARMY


http://www.rock1053.ca

It’s bad enough that you and I have to put up with the dude who insists on taking his shirt off for every activity he attempts. Golfing, cutting the grass, holding a shovel, there’s always at least one guy who thinks “he’s the man” and therefore must show off his six pack and enormous ego at every opportunity.

We’re all very familiar with half naked guy but fortunately in the winter season, ‘half naked guy’ hibernates between the gym and the aisle of protein shakes.

Yesterday, Niki saw ‘half naked guy’ chipping away at some ice. The temperature was +2 yesterday, not +42.

This is the same guy who would walk around half naked at the office if he could get away with it. This is the same guy who owns 14 mirrors in his one bedroom apartment and insists on looking at himself at every passable chance, including ‘flexing the guns’ while walking by some display window.

My question is ‘why’? You’re not impressing the old lady that looks out of her living room window nor anyone else for that matter.

And should some attractive woman drive by I can promise you that you’re not ‘making her hot’. If anything, you’re taking yourself out of the gene pool and eliminating any chances you have of scoring with the ladies because you have no shirt on when it +2 and only further confirms that your IQ is lower than the outside temperature.

Add to this, I highly doubt the six guys you’re working with want to see your pecs and your waxed chest so put your mesh T-shirt back on, okay?

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