Back in February there was lots of tears in New Orleans, after the Saints won the Superbowl in an effort that was 40 years in the making. Last night, the Chicago Blackhawks captured the trophy that is the hardest to win in ALL sports, and Jeremy Roenick, providing commentary for NBC, openly wept as he said “I never got to do this, but its the Blackhawks baby”. Then…watch as Mike Milburry acts like a giant douchebag and ruins the moment.

RIP

Who says Conan O’Brien going to TBS is a “step down”? Hell, Jeff Zucker is leaving NBC now, so Conan totally won right? Well, Zucker is getting his OWN $30 from NBC, so nevermind…ANYWAY, check out this redonkulous video from Conan’s recent live show at Radio City Music Hall in New York. Conan meets up with a couple other “basic cable brats” in Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. There’s a dance-off, and then someone gets shot. Enjoy.

Yes, I’m giving props to the show Glee. I kinda dig it. Ever since the “high school aged” cast did a pretty sweet version of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” in season 1, I’ve kept my eye out for other gems. And yes, I know that the “coolness” of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” is debatable, but I stand by it. Its on my iPod for running, pump up music.
Anyway, last night on Glee the theme was “theatrics”, and while some kids sang something by a Lady GaGa, whatever that is, some guys took on KISS “Shout it Out Loud”, and it was awesome. Here’s the result:

Thanks Elyse!

So you probably noticed I can’t talk very well today. Also, I can barely breathe. But facing simple facts: I just caught a pretty bad cold, no big deal. Except for the fact that four days of late nights, early mornings, free beer, and general debauchery is the reason my body was run-down enough to get sick. I spent a long weekend in Thunder Bay to wrestle as part of a HUGE indy wrasslin’ show that drew 2000 people to the Fort William Gardens. Legendary names that appeared included Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner, The Honky Tonk Man, Lanny Poffo, Terry Funk, and of course Vinny Glyde. So THAT explains the 20 inch gash on my back, the broken blood vessels, and not being able to move my head from side-to-side. Enjoy a highlight package of the match I had with hardcore enigma Vampiro…special thanks to Dee from Rock 94 for “being in my corner” and trying to help

The day before the huge event at the arena, the stars, including myself, took part in a wild press conference at the Prince Arthur Hotel. Watch as the hardcore LEGEND Terry Funk breaks his ear drum in a bloody brawl!

The aftermath of the press conference with Terry Funk, where you get to see up close, and frighteningly personal, the damage done by Hannibal. The dapper looking gentleman in sunglasses and leather blazer is none other than McCully!

The trailer for “Machete” first appeared among fake trailers preceeding the Grindhouse double feature a few years back. The rumors of it being a real movie were deliciously true! De Niro! Jessica Alba! Michelle Rodriquez! Cheech Marin! That ugly dude froma bunch of movies!

Batman has enjoyed quite the resurgence in the last few years thanks to Christopher Nolan’s darker adaptations starring Christian Bale. Unfortunately, with the tragic loss of Heath Ledger, the production of the next gritty chapter in the Dark Knight series sort of stalled. Well, wait no more fans! While Nolan’s next Batman flick is in the works but won’t see a screen until 2012, a new “hotter” Batman film is sooo much closer to coming…out! Vivid entertainment have figured out that you can pretty much make a porn movie about any copyrighted material, as long as its labeled a “parody”. I give you the trailer (SFW) for Batman XXX…

“History Will Be Made!” The wicked new Stanley Cup Playoff ad campaign by the NHL featuring goose-bump inducing music, and classic playoff moments played in reverse, while asking the question “What if?” Like, Gretzky scoring a goal and the question posed is “What if there was no Greatness?” Until today my personal favorite was the Patrick Roy “What if Roy actually played like a rookie?” But now, the NHL wasted no time in rolling out a salute to Jaroslav Halak for his 50+ save performance in game 6 against Wasington. Enjoy!

I don’t care how many “cool” songs rapper Jay-Z makes about New York City, the Big Apple is proving more and more each day that the stereotype of its unfriendly nature is sickingly true. Here’s video you may have seen on the news about a homeless hero dying after helping a woman being mugged. People just walk by him as he dies on the street. I want to know, what the hell happened to the woman he helped in the first place? Its one thing to be a rude New Yorker who doesn’t help, but to be the victim of a mugging, and when you’re saved, you just leave your saviour to die? Good going New York…

Admit it: Whether it was the pseudo-naked blue things in Avatar or just the general idea of Hollywood making EVERY movie in 3D lately, you’ve thought about the possibilities (and potential horror) of 3D porn. Well, leave it to the Japanese to come out with what could possibly be the first softcore 3D porno movie, starring one of Asia’s most famous XXX stars.
You’ll notice right away the low budget nature of this, ahem, film…and you may question how the hell the producers could afford to make a 3D production…shhh, don’t ruin the hilarity! Its “Strippers vs. Zombies in 3D!”
“Ping-Pong Zombies!”
“Sushi Zombies!”