Archive for May, 2009
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Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
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If you’re a fan of Ferris Beuller and have an extra 2.3 laying about
Kids Property Laws
Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
If you’ve heard the show you’ll know I somehow got roped into…..errrrr….I mean happily signed up to be a soccer coach this year.
It’s 3 and 4 year olds, so I shouldn’t use the word soccer. I’m coaching something that only slightly resembles soccer.
Came across this very cute list in my manual and wanted to pass on, because no truer words have been spoken.
Toddler’s Property Laws-
If I like it, it’s mine
If it’s in my hand, it’s mine
If I can take it away from you, it’s mine
If I had it a littler while ago, it’s mine
If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine
If it looks like mine, it’s mine
If I give it to you and change my mind later, it’s mine
If it’s broken, it’s yours
matt
your turn
A must see…..again
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009
It’s called ‘Song around the world-Playing for a change-Stand by me
It’s moving
Can’t hire people for this stuff?
Monday, May 4th, 2009
Ask Eric what he did this weekend

(besides pick at his ass)
A very important test!
Friday, May 1st, 2009
I’m sure you’re as concerned and panicked as me!
I implore you to take this test to find out if you’ve fallen prey to the swine flu!