Perhaps you’ve heard Lady Ga-ga’s song Pokerface. In fact, if you have a shred of dignity, you’re probably trying to forget it.This oughta get it out of your head.

Taken from today’s Edmonton Sun Newspaper

Vince Shlomi, the Shamwow infomercial guy (a man who was charged with battery in February for allegedly beating up a prostitute) is now on TV hawking… the SLAP-chop, a kitchen gadget that invites users to “slap their troubles away”.