Want something to do this Friday night?

Come to the K-Rock (Anti)-Valentine’s Day party this Friday night.

 Here are the deets:

WHERE: The Draught House, 1677 Bath Road, above The Beer Store

WHERE: 8 p.m. to midnight (Officially - after that, it’s up to you)

WHY: Just to have a good time. Call it a Meet Market, if you like.

AND: Chit, chat and some sexy prizes up for grabs

MUSIC: Rock band Crossroads playing. 

COST: Kornicky and Crosbie have killed the cover! FREE FOR K-ROCK LISTENERS.

If you want more details, call us or give us a shout at mornings@krock1057.ca

Kornicky and Crosbie SEE YOU FRIDAY NIGHT. Come say hi! 

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KROCKERS’…Heres your chance to play with the KRock Team and former NHL’ers Ken Linseman and Troy Crowder this Saturday at The Limestone Classic. The Krew has opened a hockey draft with the winner being announced this Friday.

Wanna Play? Enter the draft by sending us your vital stats, any hockey experience (even if the last time you played was in a Pee Wee league) and a picture of you in “hockey mode” to mornings@krock1057.ca.

We’ll post all potential draftees on the blog. deadline is this Friday at 830am

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DRAFT ENTRY : John “ Tarter ” Todd

STATS:

Age: 32

Height: 6′ 0″

Weight: 165 lbs.  (soaking wet)

Scouting report:

Played hockey for Ops Township (Novice - Bantam), then Lindsay (Bantam - Midget). 

Member Queen’s intramural Drinking Team with a hockey problem. Coached in the Novice and Pee-Wee hockey teams in Kingston’s Church League while at Queen’sU of T Dental School Team.  Played defense and forward (versatile) on 3 consecutive league championship teams.

Played Men’s Recreational League during my orthodontic residency programme in Denver, CO.

Proficient at putting on the foil.

moved back to Kingston, and purchased the Orthodontic Practice of Dr. Terry Swaine. 

 A two-for-one deal - versatile player, & team dentist!

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DRAFT ENTRY:  John “The Brick” Blondin

STATS:

age:  41

height:  5′10″

weight:  200lbs

SCOUTING REPORT:  Forward. Can still reach  toes and tie up own skates.   Points Leader in the Victoria Park Hockey League from 1979-1983 (you know the ice rinks at Brock and Albert Streets)! . Winning goal scorer of close to 1000 Street Hockey Stanley Cups. Currently plays in the Kingston Leftovers Hockey League, Branch manager Torbram Electric

Original founder of leafssuck.com.

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Draft Entry: Sylvain “Flyin’ Frenchman’ Bertrand

age: 43,

height:  5′8,

weight: 175 lbs,

scouting report: very fit, been playing hockey since 5 years old, has a rink in backyard on Lake Stoco, would love an opportunity to play with “the rat.

 pic of my penalty shot, during the Coca-Cola, 24hr 3-on-3 tournament last year at York University. Shot with 1960’s Soviet Camera Equipment

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 Draft Entry: Dale “The Dirty Hab” Fisher

Age: 43

Height: 6″1

Weight: 190

Scouting report: “I play defense and can get the puck out of the zone when needed. Member of the Kingston Fire and Rescue. Loves the heat. Coaching future NHL er’s this year in Gananoque Novice Division. No stranger to the penalty box. Selected as the MIP ( Most Interesting Player) in a tournament once…….ONCE! Would love and welcome the opportunity to play with the greats. From Atom up,have always been selected for the select team in Kingston Minor Hockey League.

This is a picture of my off season training 40th B-Day. Photo depicts Dale “The Dirty Hab” Fisher can play - and party.

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 Draft Entry; Kevin “The ??________” Colbourne

Stats:

age: 45

height:  5′ 11.5″

weight: 175lbs

position: centre

 scouting report: 6 Seasons as a Kingston Leftover. Played 2 years in Europe during the 80’s in Belgium. was greatest player to come out of Belgium in over 60 years. Father was in NATO…knows how to shoot a gun. 

note:  would like at this time to say “Hi” and especially “Thank You” to all of our military member who serve our great country both here and abroad.

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Join The Growing Pains, The Rain Kings, lovehandles, The Change and the K-Rock Morning Krew’s very own beloved house group The Trevor Walsh Band on Sunday night at Brandees, 178 Ontario St., from 6 to 11 p.m. for a rock ‘n’ roll fundraiser: The Haiti Relief Benefit Concert.

All money raised will go Canadian Red Cross Society Haiti Earthquake Appeal 2010. 

 Brandees wil donate 10% of proceeds from food and drink to the cause as well.

 There will be a live and silent auction - including Tom Cochrane tickets and us folk, The K-Rock Morning Krew will be there to do some chatting and hosting as well.

 Suggested cover fee is $10. Hearing Trevor Walsh rock it out is worth that cost alone.

 Doors open at 3 p.m.  with a DJ.

Live music starts at 6 p.m. 

To donate something to the auctions, or for more information, e-mail haiticoncert@gmail.com

See you Sunday night! Kornicky and Crosbie :) 

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This week, we made up our perfect companion dolls (see ours below).

Listeners have been weighing in on the fun.

Check out Mark Thompson’s perfect creation of Jenna Elfman head and Valerie Bertenilli body.

And Karen Truelove likes Steven Tyler’s bod with Jean Luc Picard’s head.

Have a rockin’ weekend, Kornicky and Crosbie and Tony Orr

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They are estimating up to 3 million Haitians may have been affected by this Quake. As Usual The Red Cross has innitiated the first response. We will do more, but for the immediate time..

Red Cross responds to devastating earthquake in Haiti

(OTTAWA, Jan. 13, 2010) – The Red Cross is responding to a powerful 7.0 magnitude earthquake that struck off the coast of Haiti on Jan. 12, 2010. The earthquake has caused buildings to collapse and wide-spread damage throughout Port au Prince.

Red Cross response was immediate. Local volunteers continue to support evacuation activities and provide much needed shelter, clean water and medical support. The Canadian Red Cross has contributed $200,000 from its International Disaster Relief Fund and Canadian aid workers are on standby to be deployed to Haiti if needed.

Canadians are encouraged to support Red Cross relief efforts by making a financial donation to the Canadian Red Cross Haiti Earthquake fund. Donations can be made online at www.redcross.ca/helpnow , by calling toll free 1-800-418-1111 or at any Red Cross office.

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THE K-ROCK MORNING KREW’S PERFECT SEX DOLLS

When the K-Rock Morning Krew heard there’s a new robot sex doll - that costs around $10,000 - we decided to design our own perfect mate. Check them out below. Good at Photoshp? Send us your perfect conconction or cut and paste. (Which seems a little creepy, but then so are these pictures….) Best doll will win a little prize. mornings@krock1057.ca

Kornicky, Crosbie and Tony Orr

Kornicky’s: Head of talk show host Kelly Ripa, body of (actress) Carmen Elektra

Crosbie = Head of CBC Dragon Den dragon Brett Wilson, body of hottie Matthew McConaughey

 Tony Orr = Head of Internet and MTV star Tila Tequila, body of actress Penelope Cruz

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Playgirl won’t do it.

The K-Rock Morning Krew will.

Here is the Tiger penis no one else will show you.

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Good Morning Krew

I just had to add a comment about the Krock Centre. The people who complain about the location of the facility should come to Belleville and have a look at our downtown.

 Most of our entertainment venues are away from the downtown. Our downtown is practically a ghost townwith many empty store fronts and the usual cast of “characters” on hand. The addition of the Empire Theater and Empire Square has helped dramatically, but more is needed. 

 I have attended several events at the Krock centre, and love that the Centre is downtown. So it costs a few bucks to park and parking may be limited–go early-get parked and go for a shop or have a beverage or dinner (or both) at one of many fine establishments within walking distance of Krock Centre. These people should quit whining and be thankful for what they have.

Jealous In Belleville,

Steve

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Congratulations to Leighann Keller who had the best line of last week for the Battersea Elk. “okay, stay still, think skinny, maybe they will think I am just a tree*-

 Since we had so much fun with The Elk… lets Milk it!. Not the Elk, but the Idea.

 Heres this weeks photo. Best Caption by the end of next week will score you a nice little Dinner at JM’s Restaurant and Lounge in the Ambassador Hotel.

Alright you punny people….

Bonus Code..good until friday Nov 13th…. “scarf”…  500pts, go get ‘em

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