Picture this…you’re shopping…looking for the latest 2 for 1 can of tuna special when
Hundreds of naked shoppers walk into the grocery store and surround you.
It happened at a store in Germany. Not only did they walk in waving their naked coupons but they were also paying customers that were willing to take off all their clothes.
That NEVER happens to me. All I get offered is a piece of garlic cracker with a tender green sprig of parsley and some cream cheese. And thankfully…the little old lady offering it to me is fully clothed.
It was a gimmick these nudists were doing to bring awareness to their plight and so all these customers were walking around the store buck naked.
I don’t know….would you be willing to take all your clothes off for free groceries?
I’m sure you love a good deal like everybody else…but if I see myself naked in one of the mirrors in the store… the only thing I’m thinking is….I really gotta start eating more salads.
And there is no way I’d be walking through the frozen food section. You know what happens when its too cold don’t you. Thank you but I’ll be standing near the hot chicken section. If you’re going to be naked in the grocery store it might as well be near the other chickens with no clothes on.