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Here are the toughest to get right:

1 Definitely

2 Sacrilegious

3 Indict

4 Manoeuvre

5 Broccoli

7 Phlegm

8 Prejudice

9 Consensus

10 Unnecessary

The Habs are going to win tonight.  Hey, if it’s on the internet it must be true right?

Maybe.  The only questions I have are: Does hay float on salt water?(I assume they used tap or well water).  And, what do you do with all that oil soaked hay afterwards?

Dear Friends,
 
Many of you may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last 2 years putting my thoughts and ideas together in a book. I am very  proud of the results and to assist with the marketing, I am asking friends and family to help me out. I believe my new book on GOLF gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of struggle and experience. I’m hopeful you find this a useful tool to help you enjoy your game that much more as you enjoy the great outdoors.
 
The cost is only $9.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email. Don’t wait until they’re all gone !!!!
 
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
 
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from the tee.
 
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
 
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
 
Chapter 5 - When to Give the marshal the Finger.
 
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
 
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.
 
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
 
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
 
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
 
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
 
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th..
 
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
 
Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
 
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.
 
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
 
Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
 
Chapter 18 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.
 
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
 
Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
 
Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 Tip , but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.

And this little slice of magic.

That’s a phrase my dad liked to use when we were kids and questioned him.  It popped into my mind this morning as a police car pulled up behind me.  I couldn’t help but notice the cop inside eating while driving.  That’s one of those “distractions” that will cost the average driver bigtime once they add the new law.  On top of that the officer was obviously texting someone, in a moving vehicle, with at least half a dozen cars around. 

Now I’m not one to complain about police, usually.  I truly believe we’d be cavemen with guns if not for their great work, BUT, they need to lead by example.  No exceptions.    How many times have you seen a cop car change lanes without a signal light?  Or roll through a stop sign?  I’ve seen a cop car drive over a sidewalk to get out of a gas station parking lot, for no discernable reason.  When a crime’s being committed, ya, all laws go out the window.  Get to where you need to be as fast as you can but when it comes to simple laws that we ALL have to follow be a leader.  If and when I have little Schafers I want them to be able to look at those automatic role models and find the right answers.

Karma will get you in game 7!!!

Mentioned today how people become more generous when they smell a bakery, and headache effects can be reduced with the smell of green apple.  Here’s a few other tricks:

Peppermint or Lilies - Wakefulness and alertness

Floral spice - When smelled by a guy they consider women to appear slimmer

Cinnamon or Vanilla - Problem solving

Jasmine - Athletic performance

To attract women - Good & plenty candy with cucumber, Good & plenty candy with banananut bread, or, baby powder

To repell women - BBQ scent, or, Vince and Rosie

To attract guys - Lavender and pumpkin pie, doughnut and black licorice, or, pumpkin pie and doughnuts

Two guys out east recently unveiled a Tim Horton’s anthem!  Check it out.

I managed to venture out to Waterton National Park a few months back.  Obviously the offseason, so I didn’t know where to go.  I ended up finding a very snow filled path for the dog and I to take.  It was cool but we had to turn around because of the depth of the snow and the unawaredness of what’s underneath your next step.  I’m wondering if you would recommend and great trails or activities out there after it opens?  When’s the best time to go?

A friend of mine was telling me about the sayings, and quotes she likes to live her life by.  Her creed.  Then she asked if I have any.  I don’t, but I got to thinking about it and if I could write my own it would be, “Find out what makes people happy.  Repeat.”  You have one?