Jennifer Campbell

It’s kinda true…..

jennifer.campbell — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 11:38:37 +0000

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/27-reasons-why-kids-are-actually-the-worst-6z51

Happy ~~Kid Free~~ Commercial Free Monday!!

Hey Mamas. You KNOW you do this….

jennifer.campbell — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 10:28:14 +0000

I”m always the one taking the pictures…not being in the pictures. I am SO guilty of hiding from a camera unless I’m feeling “pretty.” And that’s not often… due to the hair up/no makeup/something on my shirt thing that all us Mamas seem to be sporting whenever a photo op presents itself. This mama makes some great points. Get IN the pictures with your babies. Someday, they’ll need them

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/allison-tate/mom-pictures-with-kids_b_1926073.html

This. Close.

jennifer.campbell — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 12:46:43 +0000

I am THIS close to just buying these and just taking the crapstorm that ensues. This. Close. If I wore them and only them and did some sort of sexy rainboot dance to Shakira’s Greatest Hits do y’all think TNut would REALLY divorce me? Somebody talk some sense into me. QUICKLY. Because actually, YES I DO need 150 dollar Pearlescent Kate Middleton rainboots. Shut up.

I needed a reminder:

jennifer.campbell — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 13:34:13 +0000

I’m having a girl’s weekend at my house this weekend. I’m confident we can all check number 8 off the list.

http://jezebel.com/5941016/how-to-be-friends-with-another-woman

The best thing I’ve read this week…..

jennifer.campbell — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 09:55:06 +0000

The war on women has just got to stop.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/nico-lang/trampires-why-the-slut-sh_b_1850940.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false

The NFL season starts tonight…..

jennifer.campbell — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 11:32:37 +0000

…..which means 2 things:

1. I’m going to be banished to the wee TV in our bedroom to watch “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” while my hubz is ~~all greedy~~ snuggled in with the obnoxious six billionty inch TV in the family room because APPARENTLY you HAVE to watch sports like that. Pfffft.

2. Everytime cotton pickin’ time football is on (which seems like 8 times a week for the next 11 months,) the hubz will be asking me to make the world famous chili cheese dip which I ~~swiped of the side of a package of cream cheese years ago.~~ invented. Here’s the recipe so your football fan family will think you are the Goddess of Cheese too. FYI, this dip is also very good at distracting said hubz from actually looking up from the TV/dip while the Goddess of Cheese sneaks outta the house during the game clutching his credit card on route to the Coach outlet.

You are welcome. *ahem*

Here’s the recipe which I’m almost sure I’ve posted before but it’s so damn good/easy/arse widening I feel like it’s 2 post worthy, ya know?

1 package of cream cheese, softened

1 can of Stag Chili (or homemade if you have any, I also add a crapload of few dashes of hot sauce at this point)

1 cup shredded sharp cheddar

Layer ingredients in order listed in a pie plate and bake at 375 until bubbly and POOF! Instantly….you are the Goddess of Cheese.!

GO SAINTS!!!!!

I love Buzzfeed: Part 2.

jennifer.campbell — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 12:30:31 +0000

Supercool idea! Canadian fans will most likely cite number 70 on the list as their favourite. Who’s going to try this? Or have you already?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/75-captivating-looking-into-the-past-pictures

I love Buzzfeed.

jennifer.campbell — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 12:54:27 +0000

Mostly Buzzfeed is just an amazingly good ~~time waster at work~~ source of show prep. But today it’s TOTALLY helpful. Check these out. Your culinary skills will thank you!

*DISCLAIMER: You’ll most likey end up bookmarking Buzzfeed and checking it a billionty times a day as it’s amazeballs. You’re welcome.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/samir/food-tips-that-you-need-to-know

Finding Lochte.

jennifer.campbell — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 10:25:28 +0000

Actual convo between my trainer and I last night at bootcamp:

Her: That Lochte is smoking hot. I watched him so intently last night I kinda felt pervy.

Me: Yeah..but he’s about as smart as Snooki’s ass. Have you heard him give an interview?…

Her: Dude. I don’t wanna TALK to him.

Me: If he did choose to speak during your imaginary lovemaking session you could just holler…”Just. Keep. SWIMMING!!!”

Then we laughed out loud for about and hour about how hilarious we were and she tried to kill me with repeater knees/squats.

http://jezebel.com/5931055/10-reasons-ryan-lochte-is-americas-sexiest-douchebag

50 Shades of hilarious.

jennifer.campbell — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 12:29:04 +0000