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…an entire casserole dish or 3 of this:

http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2010/11/green-bean-casserole/

…anybody? Show of hands? Don’t let me suck back the entire thing alone. ‘Cause I can do it.

Be. Still. My. Beating. Heart.

…unattended for 11 seconds while you gather up his Trick or Treating gear.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_Sb3n4y65c