Archive for July, 2011
The following conversation took place between my beloved and I, via text. No joke.
Wednesday, July 13th, 2011
Todd: “I just saw hot dogs wrapped in bacon on the Food Network. HOT. DOGS. WRAPPED. IN. BACON!”
Me: “So wrong. Pork overload.”
Todd: “If you don’t make that for me…I’m gonna find someone who will.”
Me: “That sounds like a threat.”
Todd: “It was. Now, get some bacon and get in the kitchen before I cut up all your Lululemon and your Mastercard.”