Co-worker: “Are you STILL pregnant? Jeez. When ya gonna drop that thing? I’ve seen elephants that have a shorter justation period….”
and then he said some more random, STUPID sh*#….
Me: “You do know that I could kill you dead and most likely get away with it right now especially after I tell the judge you used the word “elephant” in conversation with a pregnant woman?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m not kidding.”
kicked him in the junk smiled a motherly grin and walked away.