Co-worker: “Are you STILL pregnant? Jeez. When ya gonna drop that thing? I’ve seen elephants that have a shorter justation period….” and then he said some more random, STUPID sh*#….
Me: “You do know that I could kill you dead and most likely get away with it right now especially after I tell the judge you used the word “elephant” in conversation with a pregnant woman?”
Co-worker: “Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaa”
Me: “Yeah, I’m not kidding.”
Then I kicked him in the junk smiled a motherly grin and walked away.
Wow- hope he doesnt need those jewels in the future!LOL!
- ColleenCLUE-less. I hope he’s single.
- KarenHmmmmmm…I heard of a test that they use to do to men in the army way back when that would be a good one for him…it is called the Umbrella test…let me see they take a long probe and insert it in the p___s and then it apparently opens like an umbrella and they pull it back out…sounds like fun to me! Was that my outside voice????? Some people just don’t get it do they! Well I think you look beautiful…so there!
- Pari