Once upon three years ago, a girl named Campbell bravely became a Nutbrown and the Nutbrown boy courageously accepted the Campbell girl in all her crazy because they both loved sunshine and sand and music and cocktails and if that’s not a good enough reason to get hitched well, what the hell is, really? Now, she makes him dance barefoot in the kitchen and he makes her laugh her face off, sometimes until drinks shoot out her nose and they always kiss goodnight and giggle like immature teeny boppers when they’re supposed to be sleeping. Soon, a wee little Nutbrown Newbie will join the love and they’ll all always kiss goodnight and live in the sunshine, happily ever after.
Happy Anniversary to my ’Duke.’
Love, ‘The Duchess.’