So not to waste copious amounts of work time as I coast into a well-deserved weekend, I thought I ought to write something. But what? Ideas don’t just fall out of the sky like snowflakes in May after all. So I typed in “blog topics” into Google. I did not hit I feel lucky. Because you know one day Dirty Harry’s gonna show up and shoot someone. I got a lot of cool ideas, but nothing strong enough to carry an entire post.
Topics like: Somebody Has To Say It - “One day, 20+ years from now, when our children grow up and decide it’s funny to have ironic 2000’s parties - someone’s gonna dress up as the auto-tune mechanism. It will be funny to 2020s hipsters”
Or: When I Feel Frustrated - I throw water balloons at pedestrians.
Or:My Day Job Vs. My Passion - Day job - be awesome. Passion - be awesomer. Maybe dance too?
Or: Could I quit My Day Job? - No. Unless I loosen my stance on eating and having shelter.
Or: Handling Critics - Find out where they live. Obtain dog poop. Put dog poop in paper bag. Light paper bag on fire. Put on critic’s doorstep. Ring doorbell. Laugh as critic stomps out poop bag. Emerge from shadows and hit critic with water balloon and run like the dickens.
Or Even: If I had a Superpower - It’d be to be able to make a decision on which restaurant to eat at when I’m with a group of people instead of taking turns saying “I dunno - what do you wanna eat?”.
I could go on, but I believe I’ve sufficiently wasted enough Friday afternoon. 3 cheers for the weekend! Hip hip hooray!
If you’re a writer who’s looking for blog topics for yourself and you’re between ideas, try here or here.
But what do I know? I’m just a button pusher.

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