The Garner Andrews Show with Bryce, Teddy and Amber
Gold Medals, Being Poor, and Power Moves
March 19th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
Garner gets to live a dream today. Marc Kennedy (from Kevin Martin’s gold medal winning curling team) stops by and lets Garn wear his Olympic medal!! After they chat, Garner dives into stories about being poor as a kid. We finish things off with a power move, and some movie talk.
Upgrading the Ring
March 18th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
Garner continues to talk about wedding rings today. He is looking at whether there is a point to upgrading the rings at all. That leads to talk about boudoir photo’s. Then Garn finishes off the show by debating whats more important in a movie, special effects or story.
The Parking Pull Through
March 17th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!! Garner says the only green he is wearing is on his undies….but I didnt want to check. He does get a call from a real Irishman, though! Garn also vents about his hatred for people who dont take advatage of the pull-through parking spot. He also talks about designing a new wedding ring for his wife, and we add another thing to the list of ‘Things you can’t look cool doing.’
The Party Chute
March 16th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
A Sonic Boy calls Garner up today for some advice. He wants to know if he can say that he designed his own tattoo. Garn sets him straight. Then he talks about the province we all forgot, Manitoba. We get some tales of pulling the ‘Party Chute’ and finally a Sonic girl, who actually works for NASA, calls to chat with G-Unit.
Internet, Saskachachat, and Easter
March 15th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
Its the start of another week here at Garner Andrews Show industries, and Garner gets things rolling by dishing out a special Birthday shoutout to the internet. Garn also takes time to talk about the homeland in ‘Saskatchachat’, and we round things off with a little Easter talk.
Salute to Uranus
March 12th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
Thanks to a tasteful skit by Teddy Peterson, Garner starts off todays show by talking about Uranus. And I mean the planet, you pervs. Garn also gets some new names to add to the Forbidden Lust List.
Morgan Freeman Withdrawl
March 11th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
We all know how much Garner misses the Olympics, but what we didnt expect was the Morgan Freeman withdrawls. He voiced those sweet visa ad’s. Today Garner gets you to call in and do your best to be the new ‘white Morgan Freeman.’ Even Bryce takes a crack. Garn also takes time to talk about turnips. No lie…turnips.
Unicorns and Snuff Films
March 10th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
What has to be one of the most awkward moments ever happens in todays podcast. Garner is talking about phones in toilets when he casually mentions snuff films. He gets called out on that, including a call from a 9-year old wondering “whats a snuff film?” Needless to say, Garn is a little weirded out. Garner also lets the Sonic boys and girls know how to start smoking a pipe. Random? I think not!!
Toilet Phones and Highway Shoes
March 9th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
On todays GAS2GO podcast, Garner asks one of the most random questions ever: if your cell ever fell into a toilet, would you retrieve it? A shocking amound of Sonic boys and gals call in to tell their tales. Then Garn tries to get to the bottom of how so many shoes end up on the side of the highway.
Oscar Talk
March 8th, 2010 by Bryce Kelley
The best and brightest in Hollywood were out yesterday for the 82nd annual Oscar Awards. Garner watched as much as he could before he fell asleep, and thats what he spends most of today talking about. He explains why he was behind ‘The Hurt Locker’ and not ‘Avatar.’ Before that though, we get a couple more calls on no-shower girl, from last week.