Off beat Christmas Gifts
November 28th, 2007 by Forbes & Marshall
JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS! Here is a collection of off beat gifts you can actually buy…
HAND SOAPS-These decorative hand soaps are actually shaped like hands, reaching up at you in a truly creepy decorative way. No guest would dream of actually using these soaps
TATTOO SLEEVES — These are sleeves that make you look as though you have tattoos all over your arms.
FLYING ALARM CLOCK — The ultimate gift for anybody who has trouble getting out of bed in the morning. This is an alarm clock with a propeller on top. When the alarm sounds, the propeller takes off and flies around the room. The only way to make the alarm go off is to get out of bed, find the propeller, and put it back into the clock.
BRA BAG — Without question one of the biggest problems facing humanity today is how to carry spare brassieres. Finally, somebody has come up with a solution: The Bra Bag. According to the product website, the Bra Bag will hold up to six ”C” cup brassieres. The site also says that the Bra Bag is ”so chic, you’re sure to turn a few heads when carrying it!”
PSYCHO SHOWER CURTAIN — This is the perfect companion to the scary grasping hand soap: a shower curtain with a shadow of the crazy Psycho stabbing lady.
BUNNY/RUDOLPH CAR KIT — As the manufacturer says, ”Why drive around town in a boring car when you can dress it up as a rabbit?” Included are a couple of large ears,which attach to your driver and passenger windows, and a large, fluffy ball — a nose — to attach to the hood.