August 11th, 2012 by Doc
This article made me laugh. Mainly because it’s so TRUE!!!! Do you recognize any of these guys? Or if you want to be brutally honest, which one are you?
The 18 Most Annoying Golf Partners
The only thing worse than playing with one of these guys is BEING one of these guys
July 13th, 2012 by Doc
Our first annual BACONFEST is set for July 27 (friday) from 6am to 9am at 2001 Thurston (at Conroy). Chef Steph the Grilling Gourmet will be there with some specialties and you can grab a bacon on a bun. MMMMM …..in the meantime, here’s something far sexier than 50 Shades of Grey
I never knew such desire until that night.
July 12th, 2012 by Doc
I’m really enjoying what I’ve seen of Jane Fonda on the new HBO series “The Newsroom”. A tremendous actor like her father Henry, however unlike dad she does sometimes give out TMI. In a recent article she is quoted as saying she “I have never had such a fullfilling sex life”. With that in mind:
Jane Fonda TO DO LIST
–8:00 A.M.: Wake up. Pleasure myself . . . with Life Alert button.
–8: 30 A.M.: Breakfast. Bagels with Kegels.
–9:00 A.M.: Brush teeth. Then insert in mouth.
–10:00 A.M.: Replace hanging fern in living room with sex swing.
–10:15 A.M.: Have sex. Shatter hip.
–10:30 A.M.: Have more sex. Shatter other hip.
–1:00 P.M.: Bump into Betty White at audition for “raunchy grandma.”
–3:00 P.M.: Hop into bed with a guy and moan loudly. Not because I’m having sex, because my pelvis just shattered.
–5:30 P.M.: Ignore voicemails from Madonna telling me to act my age.
–6:00 P.M.: Dinner at Vietnamese restaurant. Dramatically protest its unjust prices.
–8:00 P.M.: Troll for men interested in hooking up with women my age. In other words, Ashton Kutcher.
–10:00 P.M.: Have more of the best sex of my life at age 74. Then watch a “Matlock” rerun and go to bed.
June 28th, 2012 by Doc
Lead singer for FAT SABBATH
It’s been a fun couple of days taking, tweets, emails and phone calls with your nominees for FAT BANDS.
THE ALL TIME TOP TEN
(according to CHEZ NATION voters)
1. Fat Sabbath
2. Lard Zeppelin
3. Limp Biscuits and Gravy
4. The DiaBeatles
5. ZZ TOP HEAVY
6. Fried Oyster Cult
7. Motley Stew
8. Earth, Wind and Fries
9. Elvis Pastry
10. Nickle Back Fat
Bruce Springroll and the Eat Street Band , CheeZ Top, The Lard Birds, The Travelling Pillsbury’s , 3 Hot Dog Night, Bon Bon Jovi, Red Hot Chili Cheese Dogs
As you showed us, we could do this all day long.
Thanks for the fun CHEZ NATION!
June 14th, 2012 by Doc
The media is going nuts over Nick Wallenda walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope. Well, we’ve gone one better!
Get a load of this. Eric The Intern will attempt to walk a tightrope between two FULL portable toilets. Now think about. Even if Eric has the ability to actually walk a tightrope, do you think your average portable toilet can hold his weight? That’s why they are full. But even full , can they hold his weight? Find the answer by clicking on the video :
June 2nd, 2012 by Doc
Jason Campbell is a godsend to many children at CHEO fighting cancer. Over the last decade he has given back (he had a cancer as a child) to the oncology patients at the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario by raising money at an annual golf tournament and then using those funds to make sure the kids had the latest DVD’s , games and devices to watch them on. It gets pretty boring and lonely when you are in the hospital 24/7 and Jason has made it so the kids have some entertainment to get them through the tough times. If you golf ….I hope you will visit his website and perhaps sign up for the JASON CAMPBELL GOLF CLASSIC on June 15 at Irish Hills .
May 25th, 2012 by Doc
May 8th, 2012 by Doc
Recently a tragic turn of events in Stittsville left two young boys without a mother or father.
On June 2 Ten streets are participating in a garage sale and many people have collected donations from co-workers, family and friends so there will be lots of great finds.
West Wind is located south of Fernbank and East of Main Street. You can get more details on street locations and online auctions by click on the link below.
May 2nd, 2012 by Doc
You’ve got to see these grandma’s watching Kim Kardashian’s Sextape . Their comments are hysterical. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Enjoy!