It’s apparently changed quite a bit since Lowell Green was born there.
Tragically, it’s completely devoid of girls who are going wild.
Showing off pictures from the rover at a bar gets you nowwhere with the chicks.
No human will volunteer to go there, on the off chance that when they return, apes will rule the earth.
Angelina Jolie has already put in papers to adopt the first form of life that is found there.