You’re an Oakland Raiders fan, so you were meeting with your parole officer.
You’re still in therapy from the LAST time you happened to catch a glimpse of Madonna’s hooh hah!
You played a drinking game where you took a shot whenever Chris Collinsworth marveled at Tom Brady’s ‘awareness in the pocket” and died of alcohol poisoning two minutes into the game.
You had a whole DVR full of episodes of “Say Yes To The Dress” to catch up on.
You wanted to spend time with your family. Kidding! You totally watched it!