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“Anyone know what I can do with all this excess money I have?”
“I wish Tim Tebow would take the time to mention Jesus once in a while.”
“Shhh. I think Snooki is finally going to give us her solution for ending the Middle East crisis.”
“Okay Occupy Ottawa protesters..we give up! You can have Confederation Park.”
“Move over, Justin Bieber, Billy Ocean is BACK!”