Mark Hamill turned 60 this week. What would it be like if his “Star Wars” character did the same?
Things You’d See If Luke Skywalker Was A Senior Citizen.
He’d blow up the Death Star with a single fart.
He would need to use the Force to lift his testicles.
He’d always be plowing his Landspeeder into a crowded farmer’s market.
He’d be standing at his door yelling, “You Ewoks get off my lawn!”
His Jedi robe would be specially tailored to be hiked up to his armpits.