Archive for September, 2011
Tuesday, September 27th, 2011
Mark Hamill turned 60 this week. What would it be like if his “Star Wars” character did the same?
Things You’d See If Luke Skywalker Was A Senior Citizen.
He’d blow up the Death Star with a single fart.
He would need to use the Force to lift his testicles.
He’d always be plowing his Landspeeder into a crowded farmer’s market.
He’d be standing at his door yelling, “You Ewoks get off my lawn!”
His Jedi robe would be specially tailored to be hiked up to his armpits.
Thursday, September 8th, 2011
Inspired by Chaz Bono, half the guys on the offensive line were women this time last year.
The defensive line psyches itself up before games by watching “The Notebook”.
The pads they wear include shoulder, elbow…and maxi.
They’re sure if they sign Terrell Owens, he won’t be a locker room cancer. Because hey, ninth time is the charm right?
Their helmets feature a lion.