Archive for March, 2011
Wednesday, March 9th, 2011
Reasons You’re About To Be Fired.
You’re in charge of keeping Charlie Sheen sober
Five years into the job, you still can’t come up with a better ice-breaker at meetings than “Can I groom you for lice?”
There’s a toddler in Malaysia who can do your job cheaper AND without whining about the black lung.
You just moved in with two hookers and started calling yourself a warlock.
Nobody in the break room laughed when you debuted “Winky, the one eyed crotch hamster.”