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Recently I was contacted by e-mail with BIG NEWS that I won a huge prize, $250,000 and a brand new truck! I replied to see how much fun I could have with this, read on;

 January 18Tina Hunt

Hi Bill, have you been informed about your winning prizes yet?? Cash and new truck. Have you filled out all the necessary info yet?

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January 19Bill Hart

Yes I have, haven’t heard back yet.

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January 19Tina Hunt

Boss said you haven’t fill out infos yet. What’s really going on ??

Fedex man delivers your package as soon as all info is ready

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January 19Bill Hart

Sorry, I sent an email asking where you were based and if can come there to fill everything out.

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January 19Tina Hunt

Can you come up and flight here virginia usa

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January 19Bill Hart

Sure can. ROAD TRIP!!! What’s the address?

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January 19Tina Hunt

Address……….. 10040 hummingbird In partlow va 22534.

You can come up for your cash and new truck as soon as possible

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January 19Bill Hart

I’ve just been asked to request a fax confirming this, rules and regulations, etc. or a PDF file indicating the same. bill.hart@rci.rogers.com

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January 19Tina Hunt

And what is all the indications all about?? Have you filled out all the necessary info?

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January 19Bill Hart

Just covering my legal butt, what’s your phone number?

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January 19Tina Hunt

Have you got msn or yahoo messenger to contact my boss then ?? If that makes it more easier

Are you there Bill ???

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January 20Bill Hart

A friend went to 10040 Hummingbird Lane, and found a house.

January 20Tina Hunt

What are you talking about??

What house are you talking about?? You must think am here for games

Like I told you , if you don’t want it , then it get delivered to the Charity Organization

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January 20Bill Hart

OK what’s the address?

The house is at the address you gave me.

WHat’s your phone number?

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January 20Tina Hunt

What do you need that for ?? What for ???

You’re fool. Organization is in address and not a house. If you don’t want it just drop it and forget it ok.

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January 20Bill Hart

You want my info, how do I know you’re not stealing my identity? Just need to talk to someone directly, just need a number.

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January 20Tina Hunt

What addy am I stealing , I got nothing to do with your Identity

What’s your number ???

David fedex truck drive will give you a call. He makes delivery of every winning prizes

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January 20Bill Hart

519-741-1067

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January 20Tina Hunt

Hello .

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January 20Bill Hart

Hello?

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January 20Tina Hunt

Has david contact you yet ??

Necessary info delaying your prizes . David delivers your package as soon as all info get ready

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January 20Bill Hart

Yes, couldn’t understand him. He can deliver any package to 301 King Street West, Kitchener ONtario.

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January 20Tina Hunt

Have you contact irene yet??

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January 20Bill Hart

No, could you forward my info to her?

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January 20Tina Hunt

You got to follow all protocol. Fill out all info

Name………………… Address…………….. Dob………………….. Occupation………. Mtcn………………… Tel phone…………. Marital status…….. Email address……..

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January 20Tina Hunt

Those are the info needed before delivery

Have you got msn or yahoo messenger to contact boss??

All info is needed before delivery

Hello. Are you there?? What’s going on

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January 20Bill Hart

Send me all the correct information, rules and regs, and viable proof and I’ll send you all info right away. Nobody gives away a truck and that much money without proper documentation. I know because I work at a radio station and heavily involved in Radio Promotions. We’ve been talking about this on the air since Wednesday and our listeners are dying to know if I’ll get my prize or not. www.kix106online.com

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January 20Bill Hart

Hello?

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January 20Tina Hunt

That’s crazy, I don’t expect you telling everyone you won a prizes. That makes no sense to me at all

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January 20Bill Hart

I’m excited! Why would I keep quiet about it?

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January 20Tina Hunt

You don’t need to start telling everyone that you won

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January 20Bill Hart

Why?

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January 20Tina Hunt

This must be private you and family alone . For safe delivery

Remember you’re getting a lot of cash

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January 20Bill Hart

It can be delivered here for safe delivery. We have security!

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January 20Tina Hunt

That’s why it must be private. Remember david is delivery cash in person

Have you email boss for necessary info yet??

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January 20Bill Hart

You deliver CASH!?!?!? That’s insane, and dangerous!

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January 20Tina Hunt

I know there are securities

Yes cause you’re insane. As I keep repeating my self that fedex man will deliver you in person

I don’t really think you want this delivery

Forget it all if you haven’t email irene all the necessary info . That means you aint getting any delivery then

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January 20Bill Hart

Sure I do, but I want proof from you that everything is legit!

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January 20Tina Hunt

Just forget it all ok

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January 20Bill Hart

I thought so!

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January 20Tina Hunt

But you got a call isn’t it . That’s what you first demand for . Now you’re being called and still do not trust it . Can you see how foolish you’re now ??

Ok then , bye

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January 20Bill Hart

A call!?!?! That’s it? WHy can’t you just e-mail me a document?

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January 20Tina Hunt

There’s nothing to email you about document , this winning prizes is from United States. You’ve been randomly picked up as a beneficiary. But seeing thing going now. I think you don’t need it

Those are the info you need . You have been sent that a lot of times now.

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January 20Bill Hart

What have you sent me? A request for my personal info? All I want is legal documentation indicating that I have won.

I will then prove everything when David arrives.

Hello?

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January 20Tina Hunt

I can see that you aint ready for your prizes

I need get busy with other lucky winner from australia

You can get back to me as soon as you’re ready for your prizes

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January 20Bill Hart

‘Ain’t'? Good luck with that. I’m posting this on my FB page and THANKFULLY I have friends in Australia. You may want to work on your English and grammar there ‘Tina’. Please donate my winnings to the nearest Children’s Hospital.

(Bloggers note – David did call ready to make my ‘delivery’ in Kitchener Waterloo, yet when we searched his number we learned he was calling from a University in South Africa!)

 

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Well it finally happened!

A child of mine with her party animal ways (which she obviously got from her mother) had to answer to local authorities.

My oldest daughter Allannah was at a slumber party this past Friday and I guess catching up on the latest happenings on the Family Channel or further proving that boys are gross got boring to the point that they decided to do something else!

9-1-1!

Now we have sat down with our kids and talked about what 9-1-1 is and more importantly WHEN it should be used.

Details are sketchy but apparently the girls were playing a ‘game’ which involved calling those 3 digits while the phone is hung up.

Allannah was always easily distracted and proof of that was shown when a knock came at the door just minutes later.

A police officer greeted the evening’s hosts, and the way I heard the little angels downstairs were losing their ever lovin’ minds as thoughts of spending the night in jail drove them to tears!

Somewhat proud that Allannah stepped up and admitted her guilt while proceeding to not let the officer get a word in edgewise (again a trait she got from her Mom)

She explained how she knew it was wrong, how a call like this was taking him away from a possible other call, how it should only be used in emergencies, and that everyone should follow these rules.

He’s a better man than me because I would’ve at least drew my weapon to get my point across, smart alec kid taking away all my thunder from the speech I was about to give!

Nonetheless, the party continued without a hitch and was the subject of conversation at school because how many 4^th graders can say the police had to come to the house?

Can’t wait for this weekend when my 8 year old comes home with a tattoo!

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Happy 100th Birthday to the Oreo!!!

In the same year that the Oreo was born, the South Pole was discovered and the Titanic sank.

According to wikipedia, there are many theories pointing to the origin of the name ‘Oreo’, including derivations from the French word ‘Or’, meaning gold (as early packaging was gold), or the Greek word ‘Oreo’, meaning beautiful, nice or well done. Other theories are that the ‘re’ from cream was ‘sandwiched’ between the two Os from cookie, or the word ‘just seemed like a nice, melodic combination of sounds’

Twist, lick, and dunk…..I’m craving me some Oreos!!!!