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When is a phone call in the middle of the night ever a good thing?

I was in the middle of downtown Slumberland, when the sound of the phone ringing brought me back to reality!

I glanced at the clock and saw ’1:46′.

I knew this couldn’t be good.

In the time it took to reach for the phone, every family member flashed through my mind as I wondered who was hurt and how long of a drive was it going to take.

I answered the phone, prepared for the worst when I heard, ‘Is Alesha there?’

Is Aleasha there!?!?!

IS ALEASHA THERE!!?!?!?!

Some dumb ass teenager dialed the wrong number!!!

When I realized that my family was safe, and that I soon will be able to return to bed, I responded like this;

‘Two things pal, one, the reason you’re flunking school is because you’re on the phone at 1:45 in the morning. And two, she has no interest in you because she obviously gave you a wrong number!’

Click!

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Avatar will thrill you, chill you, and apparently…..KILL YOU! 

A 42-year-old Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster “Avatar” in 3D, a doctor said today.

The man, identified only by his surname Kuo, started to feel unwell during the screening earlier this month in the northern city of Hsinchu and was taken to hospital.

Kuo, who suffered from hypertension, was unconscious when he arrived at the Nan Men General Hospital and a scan showed that his brain was haemorrhaging, emergency room doctor Peng Chin-chih said.

“It’s likely that the over-excitement from watching the movie triggered his symptoms,” he told AFP.

Kuo died 11 days later from the brain haemorrhage, and the China Times newspaper said it was the first death linked to watching James Cameron’s science-fiction epic “Avatar”.

Film blogging sites have reported complaints of headaches, dizziness, nausea and blurry eyesight from viewers of “Avatar” and other movies rich in 3D imagery.

Bad press like this will cause this movie to ONLY make $300 gagillion now!

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And here’s a picture worth posting;

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Kellie Pickler took this while overseas entertaining the troops!

Seriously, how many Country stars can say they enjoyed a Coke while dangling their feet over Iraq?

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